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I have never, in my entire recallable life, felt this miserable.

I don’t even know where to begin. And I don’t feel like listing it all out either – it would make me feel worse right now.

There are just no words to describe how utterly down-in-the-dumps I am right now, today.

Ugh. -groans, rolls over-

Someone push me off a cliff or something, please. (Or I’ll throw myself off if that’s easier. Maybe. -head lolls-

Click Mattie!

May 2024
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Random Twinness

He held up the cube, a dusty white and slightly shiny little box about the size of a die. "It's a Sugar Bomb. It was supposed to give someone a sugar high and any spell performed Conjured white sugar, after they ate it." Said Fred.

"Instead, our lab rat exploded, and it took us a few weeks to get the blood and fur off the walls." Continued George, with a grimace on his face. "Never mind the huge mound of white sugar we found ourselves standing in. We tried for a while to recover our clothing, but it ended up being easier to Vanish, the sugar was so thin. But you know how dangerous it is to Vanish clothing from a live body."

"It was one of those things we invented and then wondered why about. We have plenty of other sweets that would have done the same."

The two younger blonds that sat at the table with the red heads nodded in agreement. Lorcan spoke first.

"We made a spell that we wondered why about, even though it is useful now."

"Yeah, I mean, when do you need a spell that removes all your clothing safely, except for your undergarments?" Lysander snorted, reminiscing when the Scamander twins tried it on each other.

"But obviously you two could have used it then." Lorcan concluded, a smile on his face, but then he frowned. "Or maybe you could use the one that removes all the clothing? We adjusted the spell after...well." A light pink blush began to spread, and the older blond twin matched him.

The Weasley twins, men now, laughed aloud. They didn't need to know what happened, imagination was enough.